MaRc DoNt HaVe KiDz
~i know it's a lil 2 late or early for this but i thought it was a cool thing ... if u have seen our top reasons section on the site u'll understand this more~
one day Marc was having a good day but it was also Christmas time and it was time 2 see his old family members and his Cousins and so on. So he didnt really have anything for them so he just pulled out some stuff that his gurlfriends have layed around in the house. oOo and one thing for his male cousin who was just turnin 12 years old. Marc thought to himself " boy is growin up time 2 teach him the true facts and the birds and the bees"
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(1/16/02 6:09 pm)
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"Come here Antonio, Big Cousin Marc is going to teach you the facts of life" said Marc to the boy
"oh I know all about that Big Cousin Marc" said Tony "thats where you find a woman you really and truly love and have sex when you are ready"
"whatchu talkin bout boy? What about women? Its fine sexy men! you need to bang as many fine sexy men as possible before you die! Thats the facts of life!" Marc cried
Tony just looked at him strangely, he didn't know if his parents wanted him learning these lessons.
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" MArc!?!" cousin Maria came out 2 here him say what he said 2 his lil brother
" oOo hey Maria"
" hi ... but are u gay!?!"
" gay ... no i'm not gay"
" well u just told him 2 @#%$ guys" sorry for my language she covered her brothers ears
" i just simply said he has 2 try it it's the best feelin in the world"
" yeah i know hearin that from a gay guy i should now"
" i'm not gay"
" ok ok ur not gay but u @#%$ guys "
" shut up i'm not gay" he stomps on the floor
" ok i'm only 15 and i know when ppl are gay and let me tell u seein a guy thats in his 20's jumpin up and down on the floor ... thats just plain gay"
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(1/16/02 6:59 pm)
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"Duh! Gay guys bang other gay guys! I only bang straight guys so i'm not gay!" Marc cried
Maria had to think about this logic for awhile. She couldn't decide if it made sense or not since she was quite innocent.
*okay sorry i have to go!*
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" what eva cabrona i dont give a damn i'm tellin Wela"
" no dont tell grandmama nothin she will think differently of me"
" she alread thinks ur gay so just tell her the truth"
" she thinks i'm gay ... i'm not gay ... i'll talk 2 her later ok "
" ok fine .. where's my present?"
" it's right there u can open it if u want"
" ok" she said as she grabbed it and ripes the wrappin paper off. She finally opened it and she seen that it was a vibrator
" oOo those are one of those things that make that noise... the one that i heard mami drop on the floor the other night right?" she asked her bro
" thats a vibrator u dumbass" the lil bro told his sis
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(1/17/02 10:21 pm)
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Maria turned to Big Cousin Marc "Why the hell did you get me a vibrator you dumb faggot!?"
"Don't you dare call me that! I am straight and I got that for you to be nice so you can feel good!" Marc said to his cousin
"I don't need a vibrator cause unlike you I can get a man!" She stuck her tongue out at him and stormed out throwing the vibrator at marc's head as she left. it hit him in the forehead and knocked him out. The next thing he knew Tony was standing over him calling his name "Big cousin marc? Wake up you dirty gay man!"
"I'm not g....ow! My forehead hurts like a mother! Get me some ice boy!" Marc held his head tightly and groaned
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the lil boy ran and got some ice " here"
" i'm not gay" Marc said as he helled the ice up 2 his head.
" everyone in the livin room said u were"
" damn ... i knew Maria was going 2 say something"
" yeah we now there discusted and mami wants u 2 baby sit us tonight"
" but y ... u cant handle u guys"
" she wants 2 go out with the woman 2 a strip club tonight"
" uwwww i want 2 go"
" no!" the kid said quickly "only woman"
" fine"
" yeah so i'll tell mami that u are... maybe she'll respect u more"
" ok ok u go and do that" Marc said as he slitty and slowly began 2 get up. That Vibrator got him really good in the head. " ouch" he said low
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"mami big cousin marc said that he'll watch us" tony yelled
"oh no way" maria screamed
"no maria me, your aunts, older cousinc, us women NEED to have a lil fun...you always get all the fun! now is this to much to ask for that me and the other women go to a strip club? huh?"
"no no i guess not" maria stormed into the living room
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" ugh! This isnt fair" she mumbled to herself. "Tony?" she looked for her little brother " get ur @$$ over here!"
" hey young lady watch your mouth" Her mother yelled.
"Sorry ma!"
"Tony!" she called ang called again. Finally after moments of calling her bro he came over.
"What sister" he asked as she began to whisper as er mom and all the females passed by to leaven the house.
" How about we make big cousin Marc's day missoriable"
"why? he's nice sister"
"No... well our presents just wasnt what we wanted.... so how about we pay him back"
" I dont know about this" he said.
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"Tony did a forget that he's trying to gt ya into men!!!"
"oh yeah..but i guess we can have some fun"
Tony and Maria laughed as Marc entered the room!
"so what ya guys wanna do now?" marc asked
"well umm can ya excuse us for a sec. we have to do something real quick"!
"yeah sure whatever"
Maria pulled tony into her room and closed the door.
"ok listen i want ya to go into the kitchen and find something slippery, like oil, or something and spill a little on the floor, make sure he does't see ya, ok, and have him walk over it, he'll hopfully fall and i'll take it from there, ok?" maria said trying to explain it slowly so Tony wouldn't mess it up
Tony sneaked into the bathroom got some baby oil, it's clear, and spilled a bit in the kitchen near the fridge.
In the meantime Maria went through Marc's bags and took out all of his 'clubbing' clothes, jeans, nice shirts, and found at the bottom of his bags, packed away, these dark brown/reddish ugly jeans and this hot pink and orange shirt. Maria left those ugly jeans and bright shirt in there but took and hid the rest.
Tony returned to the room.
"Marc!!" maria called
"yea what?"
"can ya do me a favor?"
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"Can you grab me my soda in the frig... mommi punished me and told me if i wanted to live I should stay in my room. So can you do that for me"
" but if your punished dont you think your not allowed to have any sweets?"
" come on plz.... Just this once plz"
" fine i'll get it"
Marc ran down the stairs and went to the frig he was slippin everywhere and was wondering why the floor was so slippery. "AHH!" he feel and knocked his head "Oye!" he said as he held his head and he was drenched in oil and dirt from the unsweeped floor. "damnit! My new clothes!"
Maria ran to him pretending that she cared but once she saw him laying on the floor so greasy and dirty she busted out laughing!
"this is classic" maria said as she runs and grabs the camera and snaps a few pix
"haha"
"oh you little....ouch!" marc said trying to get up
"these are new clothes!! you did this..didn't you?
"who me? i was in my room the whole time with tony" maria said playing innocent.
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" You guys" he finally made it up " set me up!" He fell to the floor again.
" haha ok ok maybe we did but what are you gonna go you fag!"
" oOo you little" He said crawling like a dog and Maria grab toni from his room and ran up to the attic.
She laffed but she told her brother to be quiet.
" ok I think we are safe up here"
" yeah it'll take him hours to get up here anyways we dont have rugs in the hall wall"
" yeah i know! haha" She smiled thinking what she did was so clever. "Ok now we need to get him really bad... but we need to start with the small things" She thought for a few mins and then came up with something. " how about we play along with his gayness or something and say sorry and stuff and we pretend we went the opps. way?"
" that could work but what is it 2 u..."
" Well fine... then you do it!"
" ME! I dont know how to act gay I'm only 11"
"Well your going to be 12 in 2 weeks"
"but it's not the same"
" well.... just.... act like him"
" So you mean act like a girl"
" ... yeah! great idea... haha dress up like a girl like a drag"
" NO WAY! There's one thing to act gay but to dress up as the opp. sex no way!"
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After awhile of being in the attic Tony decided to go down and play along with Marc and to see what he was up to.
"marc..marc..i have sumthin to tell ya" Tony said going down the stairs slowly.
"what!!!"
"where are you"
"i'm in the bathroom getting dressed"
"oh really?"
"yes because ofyou two!"
"well umm.. i just wanted to say I'm sorry and if I can talk to you in private b/c well i'm almost 12 and well i'm going into the dating scene and..."
"and what?"
"well i have to tell ya in private"
"fine" marc said as he came out of the bathroom
"o my lord!!!! hahaha" Tony laughed so hard he was on the floor
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"What?"
" hahahah" Toni continued to laugh and roll on the floor. Then after minutes of catching his breathe he finally said "Cousin Marc... what are you wearing?"
" Hey I don't know where my clothes are and for some reason these tacky clothes are the only ones in my bag"
" Well it goes good with ya" Toni began to laugh.
"Whats that suppose to me"
Toni giggled "It means... you know ... i mean... it means it goes good with ya. How clearer do I have to be?"
"Anyways what was it that you have to tell me?"
"Well... I dont know but I think I like some boy @ school"
"Boy?" Marc grinned.
"Boy in your class?"
" yes he has hazel eyes and brown hair"
" oOo thats cute."
" And I wanted to ask you about it"
" what do you wanna know"
" Your ok talking to me about this?"
" yeah why wouldnt I be?"
" So you really are... you know"
" No.... I mean.... nah.... I'm not I just... just ok with the matter. I support your decision" Marc said as he tryed not to blow up his spot but @ the same time try and be supportive to his little cousin.
Tony crossed his legs like a girl "So anyways... We play basketball together"
" oOo really... you beat him?"
" oOo no I did what u told me last time... I let him think I was helpless and I didnt know how to play" He bowed his eyelibs. "So yea"
" oOo so does he like u?"
" I dont know...."
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"we sit next to each other in class, we're on the same teams, but whenever we get alone either me or him make an excuse and leave" tony said with this sappy sad look on his face.
"listen..you and him just need to put your feeling out on the table and go where your feelings lead you" marc said putting his hand on Tony's knee"
Tony got up and started to pace around the room with his hands on his hips.
"just don't know..what if this ruins our friendship?" tony said
"then it wasn't meant to be" marc answered
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"ugh I'm sorry i cant take this..." Tony got fustrated
" I know I know it's hard but you have to let out your feelings"
" no! Not That!"
"What then?"
" Pretending I'm gay it's ugh!"
" You mean..." Marc was shocked "Your not gay?" He got confused.
"NO!" Tony put a weird face on. "Never in a million years" He said as he ran to his room.
"Why do you kids like to put me through so much horror! Make me wanna leave"
"Then leave!" He heard from Maria's room "No one wanted you hear in the first place" she opened the door.
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"listen missy since your punished your door should be shut and don't answer back to me young lady"! Marc said stomping his foot around with his hand son his hips.
"omg! you are soooo gay! haha!" maria responded
"can't you get it throught your head i am straight!"
"ok fine fine! if ya are then what possessed you to buy those gay clothes?" marc asked laughing histerically
"well umm... someone gave them to me"
"really? was it maybe your gay lover?" maria said as she slamed the door shut laughing
"no it wasn't my gay lover!!"
Maria opened the door. "so you do have a gay lover, which makes you gay!!"
"no no! i don't have a gay lover, i'm not gay" marc said throwing a tantrum and going into Tony's room
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"Why cant you just get it through your head and admit it... no ones gonna say anything b/c we already know your so freaking gay"
"Look! I'm not gay, I dont like guys, I love girls, and thats the end of this gay dissucion"
"ugh! Whatever!"
"I'm not gay... gawd... your brother is more mature then you are!" He yelled from across the room."
" ugh! whatever I'm going in my room on the internet... maybe i can find a boyfriend..... WOW IS ACTUALLY STRAIGHT!"
" ugh! you like to get me pissed huh little girl... when I was your age i was playing with boys b/c i didnt even know what sex was"
" Dont you think thats the problem now! Thats why ur gay"
" whatever go 2 ur room"
"NO Your not my father"
" oOo ok... well" he paused " Why dont you go over there or i'll make you go over there"
" what are you gonna do stick that vibrator up my @SS?"
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Tony started laughing!
"oh i see how it is you both hate me for being g....umm for being here" Marc said
"haha you're such a dumba$$" Maria said under her breath going in her
Marc was now by himself in the living room.
"hey tony get over here" maria said softly so marc wouldn't hear her
"what?" tony asked as he gets pulled into her room
"ok we have to do something so he'll leave or admit that he's gay"!
"what now?" tony asked sitting on her bed
"i got it!"maria said as she pulls magazines from her closet
"eww..those are dirty magazines" tony said disgusted
"aunt Anna gave them to me for my birthday" maria said
"well what do those have to do with Marc?"
"well somehow you'll get him out of the living room and then while you keep him out of there I'll place these on the coffee table next to the 'dirty' mags. that you keep under your bed and we'll just have to wait and see which one he pix! mine our yours!" maria explained
"oh i see! if he picks mine then he's straight, or atleast bi. If he picks yours first then he's gay!!"
"exactly Tony"
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"Well what can i say?"
" oOo dont you have homework? Well maybe you canget him 2 go to your room and work on a question or something while I work my way down stairs to the living room"
" umm I can try" he said as he got everything ready and then called his cousin up the stairs.
" what what what?"
" Can you help me with my homework?"
"Fine" He said as he walked into the room. " what is it?"
" This math problem.... I'm working with decimals and I'm having some trouble with it" Tony said.
As he did Maria made her way to put the magazines on the the table and ran back up the stairs.
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