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BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(3/17/02 6:59 pm)


~~*Ancient Times*~~
" This PLANES GOING DOWN!!!!" the pilot yelled as he try 2 steer the plane to the land so they wouldnt fall in the water.
The plane had Crash and everyone that survived the crash didnt know where they were. Nore did they know what was on that Island that they were stranded on.
" omg! i'm scared...i just heard a big noise" said Lucinda
" dont worry about it everything will be ok" Ben said 2 her tryin 2 help her get 2 her feet
But What they didnt know is that now.... there stuck in the world of the Dinosaurs

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(3/17/02 7:18 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"GUYS!!! where are you?" Ben and Lucinda yelled knowing where the others are.
Then they saw Patrick digging
"i got you" pat said
"is that Aimee..is she ok?" lucinda asked
"no it's my nuts...some are hurt badly"
"thanx hunny" aimee said sarcastically getting up
"oh sorry"
"where are the others?" aimee asked walking around
Then you see Michael with Maria. and soon after Marc and Nicole. and J and Jen.
They are all seeing if each other is fine and no one is hurt. They are just bruised and cut a little bit. They were the only survivors.
"hey does anyone know where we are?" Jen asked
"no" they all said
"do you think we're the only ones here...i don't see anyone or anything" Nicole
They all walked around. It got silent and then thy heard.
"RRROOOAAARRR"
"omg!!! what was that?" Aimee asked

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(3/17/02 7:25 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"I don't know, but they better not hurt my nuts!" Patrick said.
"It sounded like a lion." Marc said.
"Hold me!" Nicole said as she grabs hold of Marc.
"My cell phone isn't working?" Glenda said. "Guys are your cell phones working?"
The all check their cell phones.
"Oh gosh no!" Michael answers.
They all shake their heads no.
"What are we going to do?" Lucinda asked.
"Well I guess we better start calling this home, cause it doesnt' look like we have way off of this island until somebody finds us!" Glenda said.
Another roar is heard all of the girls grab a hold of the guys.

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(3/17/02 7:34 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
" omg.... ummm Glenda... is it me or is something breathin on my neck" Mike said as he trembled
Glenda looked over 2 him and whispered " dont move a musclar"
" ooooo... my... word what is it"
" Mike u wouldnt believe me if i told u" she said the other guys stood there still like a log
"omg ben is that a ... a.... dinosaur" she whispered as she clinged on him harder
" plz tell us... omg omg it's breathin on me now" Maria panicked
" dont move baby" Mike said
" it's a dinosaur"
" are u f*ckin kiddin me!" Maria whispered load

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(3/17/02 7:49 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"It can't be a dinasour, they are like dead and been dead for years!" Jen said.
"yeah, um..... maybe evolution is takin it's turn again." J said.
"Will you all quit chattering and start helping me!" Michael yelled whispering.
"Well what do you want us to do?" Ben asked.
"Shoot it!"
"That's mean!" Patrick said.
"Shut up it ain't breathng down your neck, oh gosh this thing stinks." Maria said.
"I'm going to try to walk away from it." Michael said.
He takes a step forward an dso does Maria. The dinasours stay where they are. The slowly walk their way back w/the group atleast 20 feet from the dinasours.

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BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(3/17/02 8:00 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
the dinosaur see's how mike looks and scared as sh*t
" hmm" the Dinosaur hummed and growled @ the same time
" oOo he looks mad" Maria said
" no he actually is pretty cute" Marc said as he walked over 2 it and tryed 2 touch it but it ran away
" awww come on i just want 2 see how u feel" Marc said as he chased it
" MARC!!! come on leave that thing alone it'll try and eat u or something" Nicole said tryin 2 step around a big pile of Dinosaur sh*t " gawd this smells" said said holfin her nose

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(3/17/02 8:14 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
Marc stops running for the dinasour. "Marc will you please come back over here." Nicole said.
"Ok Ok I'm coming back." Marc yelled as he slowly walks back.
"Well I guess it's good to know that the dinsours are scared of us!" Michael said.
"Yeah and you wanted to shoot it!" Patrick said.
"Ok who else would've shot that thing if you thought it would kill you?" Michael asked.
They all say yes including Aimee. "Aimee!!" Patrick weeped.
"Well I rather be alive than it." Aimee said.
"Ok well at least my nuts agree w/me, and if Desi was here, she would agree w/me also!"
"uh huh! whatever man!"
"I'm hungry!~" Ben said.
"Yeah so am I!" Marc said. "Maybe we can find some food around here."
"Hmm. wonder what that dinasour is eating?" Patrick asked.

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(3/17/02 8:22 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
They start exploring food.
"damn we're never going to eat..then we'll starve and die!" maria sad sitting on a rock
"don't fear i just remembered I have food in my bag back there" glenda said going to get it.
"now she tells us" lucinda said
"dude don't look now but that dinosaur is hiding behind a bush and is looking at Michael" J said
"what?" mike screams and jumps up
The dinosaur runs away for now.
"here we go and i have a thermoses with soda i believe" glenda said walking towards them
They eat and drink.
"oh my" pat said
"whats the matter?"
"i have to go to the bathroom" pat said in a low voice
"well your just gunna have to go in the bushes" aimee replied

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(3/17/02 8:29 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
" ok will u watch my nuts for me"
" sure"
" do u have toliet paper" everyone laughed
" no we dont have u have 2 use leaves"
" ok then... " Pat got scared as he went 2 the bathroom he didnt know that he used a posion ivy left
He walked back
" woah..." he said " my booty iches"
" umm Pat" Aimee said
" yeah"
" u just used pision ivy"
"WHAT!!"

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(3/17/02 8:40 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"OMG!" Patrick said, he runs to the water with his pants down yelling "DON'T LOOK" to wash his butt off. The guys are laughing.
"What happened?" Ben asked.
"He wiped his butt w/posion ivy" Aimee said.
They all laugh even more.
Patrick yelling from the water. "HEY, This isn't funny!"
"We're not the one that's gonna have a ichy ass crack though!" Marc yells back and they laugh even more.
Patrick comes back from the water w/his pants up. "Give me my nuts!". Aimee hands him his nuts.
The dinasour comes back and is checking out Patrick's mess and growls at the awful smell.
"What are you growling about, your @#%$ stinks even more!" Nicole yells.

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Posts: 84
(3/17/02 8:50 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
The dinosaur roars and Nicole ran away!
"what are we gunna f**ckin do? it smells, we're here alone, the food is almost done..and i swear if that dinosaur doesn't leave us alone i'm gunna f**ckin go crazy!!!!!" maria yells
"damn..is she having a nervous breakdown or sumthim?" Marc asked
"leave her alone!" nicole said
The dinosaur moves in closer towards Michael who is talking to Maria trying to calm her down. They get up and move. The dinosaur does the same.
"why is it following us?" maria asked not in a very good mood

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BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(3/17/02 9:03 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
The all run away from the Dinosaur and the it chases them and they run into a big T-Rex!
" oOo SH*T"
The dinosaur that was chasin it wanted 2 battle the big tex but it knew it didnt have a chance so it surrounded the big dinosaur with his other friends (dinosaurs). The T-rex growled and went off and killed some of the dinosaurs while it happened the group ran of as far as it could.
" omg that was freakin scarey" Maria said out of breathe
" we better find a place 2 shelter... we need some sleep and it's gettin dark already it must be around 5 something already" said J
" yeah ... well look over there ... it looks like someone was livin here b4 2"
" well lets check it out"

but they didnt know they would find skeltons and other some creatures in there

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(3/17/02 9:13 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"Somebody open the door" Marc suggested.
"You open the door man!" Michael said.
"Yeah marc open the door." Nicole suggested.
"The last time I opened the door, I found Aimee and Patrick in Nut suits getting their freak on, I am not opneing the door this time."
"Ok Ok, I'll open the door." J said slowly going over to the building opening the door and screams with the rest of them to find human skeltons. A snake slithers out of the room all the girls screech because the saw the snake.

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(3/17/02 9:35 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
All the girls jumped in the guys' arms!
J acted brave and walked in very slowly.
"hey are you guys following me in here?" j asked
"umm..yeah we're right behind you" Michael said
Theywere actually standing outside to scared to walk in.
"well i'm right behind you" jen said running in and grabbing onto J.
"holy sh*t it smells in here" jen said
The rest of the group walks in slowly.
"hey did you see that?" Marc asked
"no what?" nicole replied
"i swear i just saw that dinosaur again"
"i didn't see anything" maria said
"LooK!" marc said in shock to see that the dinosaur was for some reason following them.
"what??" they all yelled
The whole ground shook.

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(3/17/02 9:48 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
" i think there tryin 2 help us" Marc said "follow them"
" fine fine" J said as he walked and followed them
" umm guys i dont think thats a brontosaurous egg.. looks much bigger and that tumpin noise is coming closer... i think it's a Trex egg" Jen said "
" oOo @#%$ lets hide!" Lucinda whispered as all the sudden the noise stopped

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(3/17/02 9:57 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
More heavy footsteps of the dinasour shakes the ground. Nicole shakes makin a shaking noise w/her braclet. Marc grabs it and whispers to her to quit shaking as much.
The footsteps fade away. "I think it left." Patrick said.
"I hope so!" Michael replied.
"So what are we going to do now?" Glenda asked.

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(3/17/02 10:04 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"i have no clue...we can try to sleep" J suggested
"and what if when we're sleeping those dinosaurs come back?" Aimee said
"we'll kno if they are coming back don't worry girls" Ben said
They cuddle up on the ground. They are all asleep.
It's the middle of the nite and there's a thumping noise coming closer to the group. The guys wake up.
"shhh..try not to wake up the girls..we can take care of this?" Ben said
"we can? and what about us?" pat said holding is nuts. Pat whispers to his nuts "don't worry...we'll be ok"

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(3/17/02 10:15 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
Lucinda softly woke up and tryed not 2 make it odvuious that she was awake she thought what ben said... " well take care of it" it ran through her mind but then the dinosaur seen Ben and made an attempt 2 growl!
" oOo sh*t!" ben yelled
" Ben!" Lucinda had 2 yell
" SHH... Lucinda well be ok"
As ben turned around the dinosaur was tempted 2 eat ben but choked on his scronny @$$
** COUGHS *** ( the dinosaur)
" damn man he choked on u ben"
Ben was was now on the floor with slobber all over we a lil tipsy

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(3/17/02 10:24 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
The dinasour runs away coughing.
"UGH!" Ben complained, "Dinasour slobber!"
"He choked on you man!" Michael laughed.
"Well how in the hell can you eat a bony tooth pick!" J laughed w/the guys.
"I rather be a bony toothpick choked on or still be on that dinasours meal menu like the rest of you are." Ben said making the guys to stop laughing.
The rest of the girls have woke up.
"What happened?" Jen asked. "What ate you and spit you back out?" talking to Ben. The guys laugh.
"The dinasour tried to eat him, but he choked on him cause he is too bony." J answered.
"Patrick are you ok?" Aimee asked.
"Yeah I'm ok, but my nuts are frightened." Patrick replied.

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(3/18/02 12:22 am)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
" hahah Pat thing just didnt sound right" Nicole said
" omg Ben" Lucinda ran over 2 go help out ben... she wanted 2 kiss him but didnt take the chance of gettin dinosaur slobber in her mouth. " um u ok" she said tryin 2 help him off the floor
" yeah i'm fine now"

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(3/18/02 7:58 pm)


Re: ~~*Ancient Times*~~
"ugh..i can't even change clothes!! is there any lake or any type of water around?" Ben asked
"i don't think so" they all replied
They all walked around trying to find something water, food, people,etc.
"Lucinda come on next to me" Ben said
"ewww...no offense Ben but damn you stink" Lucinda said laughing and everyone did also.

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