" fine" he whimpered "but when i get clean dont be cryin back 2 me"
" haha" she laughed " u know what u know ur the one thats gonna run back this way"
" well dont come cryin 2 me when u here a dinosaur noise"
" fine i wont... i'll just sleep in the coner with no one 2 couple with... all lonely in need of a friend... i'm bond 2 find a guy who is lookinf for a singled gurl like that"
" beat u wont here"
" well i'll date dinosaurs haha"
" yea sure u will"
" Well marc wants 2 and i think one is tryin 2 hit on Mike"
" shut up" Mike snapped and everyone laughed
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"The dinasour would probably run from you since you stink so bad!" Michael said.
Ben quits paying attention to the conversation and notices Patrick acting really weird and walking weird like something was itching him. "What's wrong man?"
"My butt itches!"
"That's what you get for wiping your crack w/posion ivy!" Aimee commented back.
"This isn't funny guys, this really itches." Patrick complained.
The guys laugh at him. "You know if you scratch it, it spreads, and I really don't think you want it to spread any farther!" Jen told him.
"Oh gosh don't even give me the thought!" Patrick said still wiggling around. "Look there's water, hopefully it's cold!"
"yay Ben go wash off!" Lucinda told him.
"Yeah man you stink!" Michael said.
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" oOo so now u want me 2 jump in the water"
" well if u go in and wash ur hair at least so i can run my hands through it and not feel all slobber and sweety like between my fingers then maybe we can have a lil more fun on this island....... i mean come on... an island .... no ones on but us. hmm what shall we do"
" i'm going in" he rushed
" hahah u horny lil bastard haha" Lucinda laughed
Ben washed off
" Ben take off that shirt it's nasty"
" it's the only one i have"
" well i have an extra one in this book back i have it was 2 keep me warm while i was in the plane but i never used it it's pretty big 2"
" ok" Ben came out of the water clean this time with a clean face and with his hair nice and frebiesness " so Lucinda what were u sayin b4 i walked in the water?"
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Patrick started to take off his clothes so he could jump in also but being the modest type he made sure that no one looked. "No one look! Turn around and talk amongst yourselves" Everyone turned around but Aimee "You too!" said patrick.
"Um, I have seen you naked before!" She sighed as she turned around
"But not with the lights on!" Patrick stripped off his clothes and jumped in the cool water "Ahhhhhhhhh...Does anyone have some soap?"
Jen laughed "Oh yes I just happen to keep soap in my purse...What do you think!?"
"Well actually I do have soap" Aimee said
Everyone turned and stared
"I keep everything in this purse...when you spend $300 on a Kate Spade bag you want to make use of it! here Patrick you can use it if you don't mind smelling like a girl" she threw it into the water.
J and Glenda moved closer to her "What else you got in there?" asked J "Anything that would come in handy when you are lost in time?"
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" do u have a phone in there"
" oOo YES!!!" Aimee said as she searched for it.
" omg y didnt u tell us u can be the life saver" Glenda asked
" Well i found it but the problem is"
" what what dont tell me there's a problem"
" yeah there's a problem sorry"
" well what is it"
" i have the phone but its not charged and we have a pull but no outlit"
" @#%$!" Glenda said out loud
" WOAH" J said in shock " i've never heard u sware b4 glenda"
" Well i'm irrated right now and i cant us my computer... i need 2 see what those gurls in GNH are sayin about me"
" Um... u know about gnh?"Lucinda asked
" yeah those foolish gurls that made a site mockin me"
" well... see u got it all wrong glenda those gurls made that site just 2 have a lil fun and it's not 2 be takin personally"
" well how would u know???"
" well actually i'm one of the gurls who created it" Lucinda said proudly
" Ur one of them?" Ben asked
" one of them?... we are just the same"
" ur one of those gurls... i could strangel u" J said
" What why what happened... it's only a joke dont take anything personally" she said walkin backwards until she was conered 2 a tree
" hahah" everyone laughed
" WHAT DA!"
" haha dont take it seriously we were only playin with u" Ben said
" dont do that haha u scared the shitnet out of me... i thought u guys were gonna eat me b4 those dinosaurs do"
" nah we love u 2 much"
" Well lets go... i think we all should have a chance 2 shower so hurry up Pat" Jen said
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"i need my time" pat said sitting in the water singing "rubber ducky in my tub...well in my stream"
"dude hurry up" Michael said looking around
"what are you doing" maria asked
"oh ummm..nothing"
"ha your looking for that dinosaur..aren't ya?" Nicole asked
"NO! well maybe NO" michael said very confused
They waited and waited for Pat to be done bathing.
"ok i'm all done" pat said running towards them
"your done ALREADY?" ben said sarcastically
"yup i am and I smell really GOOD...here sniff" pat suggested
"no i can smell ya from here" they all said
They walked very cautious of the dinosaurs and any other unexpected visitors.
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" omg did u hear that?" Jen asked everyone softly
" no i didnt hear anything"
" omg it's that dinosaur again isnt it" Mike asked
" no it sounds like monkeys... but what monkeys would be here"
" OOooHHiIIIIIiiiIIIiiiiIIi"
" OoO sh*t" Lucinda said " it's planet of the apes"
" get out the water Marc" Nicole whispered loud
Marc rushed out of the water as fast as he could. But by the time he was out of the water something jumped in front him pondering on there chest
" oOohOoohIIIIIiiiIIIIIIiii"
It seems 2 be a human who has looked like she has been here forever...
" umm are ok?" Marc asked scared
The monkey gurl through herself at him and hit him on the head
" oOoohOoohIIIiiiiiIIiii"
After that she ran and got stick she hit over the head and then cleared the floor and answered his question by ingravin it. IT said
" Yes u asslicker dont i look fine u 2 ... i am human like ur scarey @$$"
" what is ur name" Marc said tryin 2 forgot he got a headache and he was dizzy
" dont talk 2 me " she ingraved
" someone talk 2 her"
" i want the blue one" she stated on the ground
" mike?"
" what ever his name is " she wrote down
" ok what is ur name?" Mike asked
" around her they called Monkey Chick but my birth name is Holly"
" there's more of u?"
" IIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiii" another voice cam along without anyone realizin but was coming straight 2 Marc and knockin him down on the floor again
"Smelly you" she said a grouchy tasted and hatred
" what?" Marc said as he tryed 2 get up while feelin a lil light headed
" u smell like fish"
" i was just in the water"
" that fish water"
" ok...." marc said " whats ur name?"
" they call me Sensitive Nostril but my birth name is Ashley"
" whats wrong with her?"
Marc got him over with the stick again by Holly
" she dont like 2 talk.... and she dont like u b/c u smell like fish and she can smell it 2... she's allergic 2 fish"
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Holly jumped over to Mike. Mik walked away and hid behind Maria.
"I like" holly ingraved beide Mike sniffing him and circling him.
"ha umm..u like what?" mike said softly trying to get away from holly but she just followed him.
"i like you lot"
Maria just stared at her..pointed and laughed.
"oh you got to be kidding me..hahaha" maria said almost on the floor in tears from laughing so much
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" what the f*ck are u laughin u lil B*tch" Holly ingraved
" oOo hell nah!" Maria said with her hand out in disgust
" y0 if i can take that @#%$ down i can clearly take u down" Holly wrote as she pointed 2 mike " surely i will win ur male"
" male... hes my man get it straight"
" i dont have u 2 like whore"
" woah woah woah u dont have 2 be so defensive"
" ur just jealous cause i can rant on ur sorry @$$"
" yo this gurl is gettin me ripped thats it... Let's do this b*tch" Maria crotched down as she was one of those gladiators on that show and holly banged on her chest " oOoohOoooHHiiiiiIIIIiiiIIIIii" she screamed
" yo how long have u been here" Mike asked
Holly ignored Maria " 10 days"
" damn thats what ten days does 2 u" Marc asked
Holly ran up 2 Marc and hit him again but this time with a dinosaur bone that had decomposed from when it died
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"hey..why did you do that?" marc asked all innocent
"shhh...don't speak" holly said
Maria pulled Michael down to the floor and sat next to him while Holly as distracted by Marc.
"can we just go?" maria asked
"i want you" holly ingraved near michael again
"listen you damn monkey humpa..leave us alone" maria screamed
"damn this is like a f*ckin twisted messed up soap opera" nicole joked with jen, aimee, and the others
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Patrick gasped and held his ears.
"What?" asked Aimee
He pointed at Nicole "She said the F word!"
"um well....you can hear it as long as you don't repeat it" Aimee said
He nodded "Okay But it still makes me uncomfortable"
Aimee grinned and whispered to Jen "He is so Cute!"
Just then Holly noticed Patrick "wow" she wrote "you're cute, i would spank you"
Patrick's eyes widened "but I haven't been bad!" He trembled with fear at the thought of being hit.
Aimee glared at Holly "Look bitch It's Mike you want! Leave my man alone!"
Maria frowned "thanks a lot Aimee!"
Holly laughed and shrugged "I can handle both at once" she wrote
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" me like u 2" ashley said as she walked toward Mike
" damn everything on this island have 2 be attracted 2 me... i have a monkey chick, sensitive nose gurl and a dinosaur all chasein after me whats next damnit"
" oOo " pat said tryin 2 ignore the fact that he just heard the word damnit.
" ok ok... lets just get everything settled" ben said
" yeah it's true" J said " u and u he doesnt want u" J said holly was ready 2 hit him " u dont u dare!" J said as he seen anger in her eyes
" but..." she wrote in the sand
" no buts and u finish ur bath u do smell like fish" J said 2 Marc " Pat and Ben finished gettin dressed and everyone else wait til u can get ur turn"
" WOAH! love a man who is like in bussiness" Jen said " hehe wait till i see him in uniform! woah! hehe he's so cute" she giggled 2 Nicole
" omg!!!" pat yelled
" what what?" aimee asked and pat began 2 cry
" i lost my nuts... were are they"
Ashley ran and he seen that she had his nuts
" u...u... um...u nasty gurl give me back my nuts!" he said watchin her climb tree 2 tree while he chased her
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Patrick chases after Ashley "Give me my nuts!".
Ashley sniffs one of the nuts and eats it. "NOOOOOO" Patrick yelled.
"HMMMMMM GOOD!" Ashley said as she picks up another nut from her hand. She studies the nut.
"Don't eat Matty! Matty is my favorite." Patrick weeped.
Ashley gives him a weird look and eats it. Patrick weeps. Aimee comes over to comfort him and get a bag of nuts out of her purse. "Here I brought extra nuts since your always losing yours."
"There not the same." Patrick weeped.
"yes they are.. see Natural Nuts by Planters." Aimee said showing it to him.
"Ok.... thanky!" Patrick said w/a little grin.
Marc is out from taking his bath. "OK, Michael your next go take your bath." J ordered.
"What, you gotta be joking I can't take bath with three things after me." Michael said.
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Holly made a note in the sand "Get Naked you sexy monkey you!"
Michael looked pleadingly at J "Don't make me!"
J gave him a LOOK and Mike jumped headfirst into the water.J might be short but he was also very intimidating. J yelled at Mike "hey you were supposed to take off your clothes first!"
"Not with those weirdos watching!"
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Mike shivered " ooOoooOOohhOOoohhOOhhIIIIIiiiiIIIIiii" Ashley came around and grabbed Mike 2 a tree
" AHH!" Maria said seenin mike in the tree
" plz put me down"
" ok" ashley said and she let him down..... she actually let him down and he fell about 20 feet into the water
"AHHHHH" he fell
" Take ur shower bro b4 those dino's come"
" Make him take off clothes" Holly ingraved in the floor
" he doesnt want 2"
" me no like u b*tch" she said in the sand
" oOo hell nah" J said and he gave her the same look he did 2 Mike and she felt bad
" me sorry" she wrote
" it's ok"
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Holly went over to Ashley. "Ayyye Ayyye Ayyye, Yee Yee Awah Shinah," She grunted pointing with the dinosaur bone that she had.
Ashley nodded happily. "Nayye Nayye Mow Shee Nie." Holly laughed. The others were looking at them wondering what they were talking about.
Holly took her stick and started writing in the ground once again. "Smelly one, much sorry for hitting you." She wrote. Marc looked at it and rubbed his head.
"It's okay as long as you promise not to hit me anymore." She made a funny face at him.
"No understand word." She wrote. Ashley laughed. Holly continued writing. "B*chy whor..." she started to write then erased it with her foot. "Girl, sorry for wanting male." She wrote. Maria looked at it and nodded.
"It's okay."
"Still want him to take off cloths." Ashley pouted with her hands over her chest.
Michael was in the water and laughed.
Holly stopped writing with her stick. "Hell with it, too slow." She muttered barely getting the words out. She hadn't talked in a few days. "Blue one, Ashley and I wish to mate with you."
Michael just shook his head as he got out of the water. "Um sorry, I don't want children right now." He replied.
"Who said anything about children?" Ashley asked quizzically.
"Ayyye Nei Sheee," Holly exclaimed. Ashley grunted back and both ran over and hit Michael in the head with a dinosaur bone. They quickly brought him to a tree and climbed up it. The two cooed over him making odd noises. Ashley started lifting up his shirt. "Oooh." Holly exclaimed. "Strong. Good mate."
"Hey f*ck you, you mother f*cking whore! What do I have to do to get it through your freaking skull. He don't want your nasty ass, he is mine."
"Oh pipe down b*tch." Ashley replied throwing her dinosaur bone and smacking Maria in the head knocking her out. Patrick was covering his ears.
"Why do they say all these bad things?" He asked Aimee.
"They say that when they're mad Patrick. It lets other people know they are mad."
"What are they doing to Michael?" Patrick's eyes were big. "Look! They're taking off his cloths!" He shouted in disbelief.
Ashley had removed Michael's shirt while he was unconscious.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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Holly sniffs the air and smells the nuts Ashley had stole from Patrick. Michael barely coming back to his senses. "Give me your nuts."
"WHAT!!!!!" Michael yelled. "YOu can not have my nuts."
"THem are my nuts you are talking about, how are they, are you taking care of them?" Patrick whimpered.
"You have nuts, we love nuts!?" Ashley said.
"Yeah we love nuts, but we only get little ones that taste awful." Holly said.
"Umm... No I don't have nuts." Michael says kind of confused.....
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" u no nuts?" Holly asked " me c Pat nuts in Ash hand"
" umm ok" Mike said tryin 2 get out of Hollys grip
Lucinda whispered 2 Ben " we got 2 get him out of there"
" yea but how?"
" well i did a lil junglin back in my dad and i know every word those gurls are sayin... there tryin 2 get Maria 2 get eaten by a dino and then there gonna try and have a 3 some with Mike"
" are u serious?"
" would i lie 2 u about something like that?"
" i dont know"
"watch this" Lucinda turned 2 the 2 gurls " AAHHHiiiiiiMah Muu Lech chhhe lee" she yelled @ holly
" NNOOO!!!" Holly said
" Yes!"
" taht Sebivtoh kcihc Sekil Ekim Erom Neht u Ehs Dlot Em"
" oOo no"
" yea she told me "
" where is she"
" i'll tell u if u bring him down 2 me"
Holly discusted it with Ashley " ok" she smerked
" ok!" Lucinda grinned and Holly brought him down 2 Lucinda
" over there u go straight and then 2 another left and then another right and then there should be a big spot on grass... run across there and there should be some plant eaters and then she should be around there"
" oOoohOooOoh IiiiiiIIIIiiiiIIIIiii" Holly and Ashley yelled as they rushed over 2 where Lucinda had pointed
" ha! that was amazine" Ben said in awe " what u say?"
" oOo i just said that that hotvibes chick over there likes mike more than she does and that she has all the nuts that she could dream of"
" haha! WOAH that was great" Ben hugged Lucinda
" thank u thank u" Lucinda said as she bowed and got up " now u... put on a shirt" Lucinda said 2 Mike " here ... this is one i had in my back pack ask Aimee if she has anything for u 2 wear if u dont have anything"
" ok" he walked over there still a lil out of it and Maria woke up
" HUH? what happened?"
" haha nothin u need 2 know" Lucinda said
" dont u think we should get out of here" Nicole asked
" yeah those 2 monkey chicks are gonna come back any minute and not with nuts or a hotvibes chick" Jen said
" Lucinda?" J asked
" yeah J?"
" y'd u say hotvibes?"
" well i knew Holly a long time ago and we went on a safari 2gether and learned that lango and we created a packed but i ran away"
" umm ok but what about the hotvibes thing"
" well i always new that our packed didnt like them but i thought some chicks where ok... and so did those 2 gurls but i think they completely lost it and turned back into them"
" turned back in 2 who"
" well u dont know"
" no"
" well we were known as the '3 Ladies of Corruption' and I left"
" oOo ok yea i think i heard about u guys 2"
" well u mite have heard but we dont have 2 go anywhere far from there we did some crazy sh*t"
" yeah i know"
" ...... Josh?"
" LuLu?"
" hahaha! PUMBA!"
The 2 didnt where laffin and the group didnt know what the hell they were talkin about.
" haha me and J were in the group called 'LLAMA' "
" Llama?"
" yea we were safari ppl"
" oOok"
" yes he was a hippo smacker"
" hahah... yes he is" Jen said and then realized she was a lil loud about it. " oOo sorry"
" Jen is my Hippo Booty Smacker"
" J! i told u never 2 mention it in public"
" it's not like we are gonna get out of here alive"
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"Don't say that!" said Aimee looking scared all of a sudden
"Don't worry sweetie i'll protect you!" said patrick
"wow that makes me feel soooo much better"
Everyone laughed.
"so jen, what exactly does a Hippo Booty Smacker do?" asked Ben
She gave him a 'i'm going to kill you' look. Ben quickly shut up.
"Anyway" said Nicole "we really should get out of here"
"ooooo i know what you are thinking babe!" exclaimed Marc
She laughed in spite of herself "I meant in case those freaky corrupted monkeys come back! They are going to get tired of looking for Hotvibes girls"
"okay!" said Glenda "Let's go!"
They traveled deeper into the jungle until they came upon a huge Brontosaurus.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Mike screamed "Dinosaurs!"
Aimee sighed "Its just a plant eater! They are harmless!"
Patrick gave her a hug "You are so smart! What would we do without you!"
"I know!" said Aimee
Everyone else rolled their eyes.
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Looks like the jungle is getting to them. They are hungry, sweaty, tired and they are starting to get mad at eachother for no reason.
"ok that dinosaur is huge! i don't care if it's a plant eater...what if it feels like to attack us!huh?" michael said all paranoid hiding behind Maria.
"mike chill out dude" Aimee said to him
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