He shot her a look. "Okay, you didn't have a dinosaur wanting to rape you before so don't tell ME not to be cautious about the dinosaurs." He snapped.
Aimee held up her hands. "Jesus, I was just saying..."
"Yeah, I know. Sorry. I didn't mean to snap at you. I'm just tired, hungry and I want to get the f*ck out of here right now!"
All of the guys and girls chimed in. "Hey everyone... where did Glenda go? She was just here a little while ago..." J trailed off looking around.
"I have no idea," Marc said. "The last I saw her was before that Monkey Chic beat me over the head with a dinosaur bone." He started rubbing his head. "Don't see why they had to beat me."
"You should be more sensitive to their culture Marc. You haven't been living here as long." Nicole said.
He raised an eye brow. "What are you on? They've only been here ten days."
She sighed with annoyance. "You wouldn't understand." She turned to the other girls. "Ten days without running water, bathrooms, clean cloths, a comfy bed, make up or GUYS." All the girls looked at one another.
"Ewwwww!" They all said at the same time.
"I kind of feel bad for them..." Maria said. "Not THAT bad, they want my man, but I can see how it would warp them in a twisted kind of way." She added.
"Enough about make up and stuff. We have to find Gl..." Before Ben could finish his sentence Glenda walked out of the forest. Her cloths were disshevled and her hair was a mess. She looked a touch out of breath and had a smile.
"Glenda, where were you! We thought you had gotten eaten by a dinosaur!" Patrick cried.
"Ayyyeee Neeeey Shaiiiii Mooonasay!" Crashing through the trees Ashley and Holly landed in front of them. They turned to Lucinda not looking mad like she had thought. They actually look hurt.
"Lulu, you lie. Why you lie bout nuts and hotvibes? Thought you friend." Ashley scowled and looked towards Holly.
Holly nodded. She was raised the dinosaur bone. Marc raised his hands to cover his head. She shook her head. "No hit. Sad. Friend lie. No nuts, no hotvibes. Hit hotvibes with dinosaur bone. No hotvibes to hit. Want leave. Want go home." Holly said sadly.
"You guys, I know they may not be the most civilized but they want to get home just like we do. Maybe they can help us. I know they're a little MUCH." Aimee said pleadingly. "But look at them, they're so sad looking."
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
I'm having fun just PUNKIN' it OUT!
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+++*cracks up* lulu i added a minute before u did lol so now it's all funny hehehe!!+++
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
I'm having fun just PUNKIN' it OUT!
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" Look" Lucinda said " i'm sorry but... Ouy Tnac Ekat Ruo Syug yawa morf su ekil taht eye wonk fi ouy dah a nam u tndluow taht 2 neppah 2 u" she said softly in there langauge
" we stavin we want food we want home u got some stuff. We no got nothin" Holly said
" yea but if u want something ask dont just take it away"
" what did she say?" Maria whispered 2 J
" she said that the gurls shouldnt have tooken one of the guys away and if it was them they wouldnt want that 2 happen 2 them"
" oOo" Maria was amused by the way Holly, Ashley were talkin in there language now
" well tell u what" Lucinda said in English
" mhm " Ashley said
" u leave us alone and be cool with us and we can come with us... and we can try 2 help u guys so u wont be as lonely"
The 2 gurls discusted it among them selfs
" me friend and me say deal"
" ok sweet" Lucinda smiled and the brought 2 new friends alone
" i dont know about this guys" Mike said
" it'll be ok... i get everything settled
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"No be mad Michael." Ashley grinned.
"We sorry. Ask permission next time." Holly promised. He looked a little hesitant. "Know where some food is." She offerend. Everyone immediately perked up.
"Not good tasting," Ashley added making a face. "But is food. Good for you."
"We can show you..." Holly and Ashley hoped that their offereing would be a final sign of peace between them and Natural & the girls.
"Aw what the hell. I'm starving. Right about now I don't care if it's squirrel! I just want something to eat!" Marc said patting his stomach.
"Shut up." Ashley growled.
"No make me hit you." Holly threatened raising the dinosaur bone. Marc started to duck. "Smelly, we joke." She replied with a laugh.
"This way!" Ashley and Holly took the lead. Everyone else followed behind. It was hot and everyone was sweating, it was absolutely gross. They could hear the noise of different critters flying and chirping and what not. The two monkey girls stopped.
"What? Are we there? I don't see any food." Patrick whined. His nuts were getting dehydrated and hungry.
"Shhh!" Ashley pounded her chest as she started sniffing, they didn't call her sensitive nostrils for nothing.
Holly jumped and started climbing the nearest tree. After all she was monkey girl, and she could see better if she was higher up.
Michael felt the all too familiar breathing down the back of his neck. "Noooo not again!" He whined. Ashley walked low to the ground and made her way to the tree that Holly was in. She climbed up. Everyone could hear the two girls talking back and forth in their own language.
"AYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Ashley and Holly jumped from the tree landing on the dinosaur that had been stalking Michael all day.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
I'm having fun just PUNKIN' it OUT!
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She put in a lil karate chop "YAAAH!" she hit it again and the dinosaur began 2 cry.
"WAIT!" Nicole said
" it's cryin... dont hurt it" Maria said as walked up 2 it and patted its cheek
" it's hurt" she replyed as she gently touched it's wonded area. " i think it's when he was fightin that dinosaur earlier 2 protect us"
" awww" Jen walked over and rubbed the dino who she was scared by every touch.
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Jen stroked the poor little dino lovingly. It started to make a strange sound.
"What's it doing?" Ben asked
Jen listened "I think it's purring!"
Aimee snorted "Don't be silly! Dinosaurs don't purr!" (since she was smart and all)
Patrick nodded "Aimee you are so smart! They don't purr!"
Jen frowned "How do you know?"
Aimee and Patrick looked at each other and shrugged. They didn't really know.
Jen smiled satisfied. "I wonder what its name is." she said.
Nicole jumped up and down "ooooo can we name it?"
Maria went over and looked in its face "I think Princess is a nice name"
Michael shook his head "girls"
"What!?" all the girls asked
Holly shook a bone in his face "you have problem with girls Fine one?"
"n-n-n-n-no" he said
"I just playin" she grinned
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"i knew that" michael said tryin to cover up as he walked away from her just in case.
"so do you like the name Princess?" Maria asked
"yeah" all the girls and Pat replied
"how about Mikey?" mike asked "it looks like a boy"
"MICHAEL" they all shouted
"what?" mike said tryin to act all innocent "i was joking around"
"hot boy joke around..haha..me no like...only me joke" holly said
"fine then Princess it is" michael said sadly
"so whats wrong with Princessss" he asked in a girly voice
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Patrick smiled 'I think its a pretty name, but not as pretty as my Aimee"
"awwwwwwww!" squealed aimee. she gave him a big kiss "you are so sweet!"
Michael started to gag
Maria put her hands on her hips and said to michael "Why don't you ever talk to me like that!?"
Michael turned beet red. "Honey sweetie Pie? Angel?.........Princess?"
Everyone laughed.
Holly said "ooooo sexy virile male not know romance?"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"oh no!" gasped Glenda "that big Tyrannosaurus Rex is coming!"
"Lets get to somewhere safe!" screamed jen "J help me with Princess!"
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They ran as fast as they could. All you heard were these huge huge footsteps and the ground was shaking.
They split up and hid.
"shhh...." nicole sid to Marc
"what am i doing i can't help it my stomach's growling" Marc confessed
With them was Patrick, Aimee, J, Jen, Princess and Glenda.
"aimee are you ok?"pat asked concerned
"yeah i'm fine"
"ok b/c my nuts are really scared"
The T-Rex got closer.
Michael, Maria, Lucinda, Ben, Holly, and Ashley were on the other side.
"me want nice hot boy next to me" holly said
"but he is with me" maria said pulling michael closer to him.
"well then i go beat up nasty big dinosaur so we can go home" holly said with ashley agreeing
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"We're auctioning off Marc after the show" Ben on 12/15
"IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Holly and Ashley swung by vines and landed on the dinosaurs back and started beating it with sharp bones. "NMAD YLGU XER! IED IED IED!!!!" The dinosaur started swinging its head and fell over. It was dead.
"What a woman" Michael muttered
Maria kicked him in the shins.
"Ouch!"
Holly and Ashley leaped back to the group.
"Wow you could be on WWF!" aimee cried
"Just all in days work" Holly shrugged
Glenda nodded "okay guys we need to figure out how to go home!"
Princess stirred in Jen's arms and started to scratch in the dust. "I know the way" it said
"wow!" Everybody cried
"what a smart princess!" nicole squealed
"My name is Aurora, I am really a human. An evil Wizard turned me into a dinosaur and banished me here. I have been here for 1000 long years. in order for the spell to be broken and me to go home other humans had to come here and say a chant. I couldn't say the chant since i can only roar." She scratched.
J snorted "yeah right There aren't any wizards in real life"
Jen nudged him "but there is time traveling and dinosaurs that can spell?"
J frowned "um maybe you're right"
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"WOW... me dont now dinosaur do that in sand like me use 2 do" Holly said
" well how will we know the chant?" J asked the dino
she stratch the floor with her shapest nail " u will have 2 walk down 2 the wizards house and in the front step say 'chu chu chu' " she tryed 2 right it all on the sand
" so where is the wizard"
" she's about a mile away from here"
" ok well can u bring us 2 her"
" of course... but there will be some traps along the way so watch out"
" me no like way this goin" Holly said " me no like traps me only make them"
" me 2 me no like big dinosaurs that go grrr" she lifted her hands 2 her face like claws and growled " that make me scared like seein the movie chuckie"
" u seen chuckie?" J said
" yea me was in MASSACHUETTES b4 dumbass" she said
" hey!" Lucinda said " be nice remember what we agreed on.."
" yea yea me know"
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"Anyway!" said j "Let's go see this wizard!"
The group started to walk through the forest to the Wizards hut. They got there in 15 minutes.
"what a sweet little hut!" said aimee "when we get married will you make me a little hut like that patty?"
"Sure! i'll make it out of nuts!"
"Okay can we save the future planning for later?" asked J
Patrick and Aimee took hands and followed the rest up to the hut.
"who is going to knock?" asked Ben
Everyone looked at j. "okay okay!" he took a deep breath *knock*knock*knock*
"coming!" A woman answered the door
"wow" everyone said.
Marc was more blunt "She is HOT!" That earned a jab in the ribs from nicole. 'ow!"
The wizard was a beautiful brunette with bright green eyes. She was 5'9 and had the figure of a barbie doll.
All the girls hated her immediately.
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"can I help you?" the wizard asked
"ummm..we have to talk to you about something" J said nervously
"well come on in" she said
ALL the guys rushed in.
"oh this is gunna be fun" Maria said sarcastically walking in
"before we get talking would anyone of you like drinks or snacks?" she asked knowing they would be hungary and thirsty
"YEAH" they all quickly replied
While she went to gather things thegrop remembered what she did to Princess, who was outside waiting for them.
"hey guys do you think she would..like poison us?" Nicole asked curiously
"NO..she wouldn't! Just look at her" all the guys answered
"well how...." Aimee started to say efore she ws interrupted
"soo here we go I brought out NICE cold drinks and yummy fresh snacks!!"
The girls just sat back and relaxed.
"so why don't you tell me cutie what you want to talk about" the wizard said all innocently looking at Ben winking
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Lucinda caught her in a wink and she looked @ ben and gave him the most passionate kiss he had ever gotten from her. She let go and he was out of breathe.
" uhhh" he said said still reachin for air once that was over he said " what was that for"
" thats how much i love u and i know that no matter what u wouldnt mess up our relationship for the world"
" of course i love you" he said quickly forgettin about the wizard.
The wizard rolled her eyes and went on 2 J. She rubbed his leg twice and said "So hun what was it that u wanted 2 ask me"
" well" he got nervous and got lost in her eyes
" ooooooooo J" Jen turned his head 2 her "I was thinkin u know" she kissed him softly and whisperd in his ear.
" ha! i cant wait" he replyed 2 her lookin her deep in the eyes.
The Wizard was pissed once more
" SOOO PAT... how are ur nuts"
" there doing quit well 2day but there a lil tierd from the 15 min walk we had over here"
" haha! aHH i hate when guys talk about them rubbing 2gether when they walk"
" HUH!? my doesnt rub 2gether they just hang on to the others"
" WHAT" the wizard asked amused
" yeah wanna see"
" of course"
" look" he pulled out his package of nuts and showed her but oddvousley she wasnt talkin about those nuts.... if u know what i mean
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Aimee got up and went over to the Wizard "Look....um...whatever the hell your name is Maybe you hadn't realized this but patrick's nuts happen to be MY property...BOTH kinds of nuts!" she smiled sweetly and sat back down.
The wizard said "My name is Crysanthamum and i am the most powerful and beautiful wizard ever" she was talking to everyone but looking at Marc. he was spellbound. Nicole gave him a poke and said "you are also the most modest!"
"Thank you dear! You are very modest yourself!"
"thank you...i think"
"Now! Why have you come to see me?"
J stood up "We would like to know why you turned poor Aurora into a dinosaur and we want the chant that will break the spell"
The wizard went pale "I see....." all of a suffen Crysanthamum started to sob....on Michael's shoulders.
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"there there"michael said patting the wizard
Michael!" maria said
"yeah?"
Maria whispered all nice "if ya keep getting nie with her when we gethome your not going to get any action at ALL"
"none? at all"
"nope"
Michael got up, grabbed Maria and moved away from the wizard letting he fall on the floor.
Maria laughed and her and Michael kissed.
The wizard got up with a very disturbing look! She was not happy at all.
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"We're auctioning off Marc after the show" Ben on 12/15
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"okay! you wanna know why I turned that bitch into a dinosaur! Because her boyfriend was the sexiest man i had ever seen and i wanted him! I loved him and i wanted to ride him like a bull in a rodeo! so i turned that little tart into a dinosaur and i got him! Okay?! happy!? heres your damn chant...~Tiki Tiki Tembo no Sah Rembo Chari bari roochy Pip perri Pembo~Now Go AWAY!"
Marc frowned "Hey isn't that a name from some old Chinese legend?"
"Just because I'm a wizard and very beautiful doesn't mean that I am a good poet! Okay?"
Nicole cleared her throat "um...what happened to the guy?"
"He committed suicide because he lost Aurora! Can you imagine!? he threw himself in a pool of quicksand! Me the most beautiful girl in the world couln't satisfy him! I'm a failure!" The Wizard wept some more.
"Maybe you should have found a man that really loved YoU and not someone else." Jen said gently
"Just GO AWAY and Leave me to my misery!"
The group solemnly filed out the door. Marc was crying in sympathy, "What a sad story! that poor hot chick!"
Everyone agreed that it was sad but that she deserved it.
"Let's go set Aurora free and then she can go back to Midevil Britain and we can get back to America.
"But were on our way to Germany!" Ben said
"screw Germany" said J 'we should stay in the grand old U S of A!"
Everyone cheered. "Hey where did Glenda go?" asked Aimee "I haven't seen her since that T-Rex was after us!"
No one knew.
They found Aurora, and Holly, and Ashley but didn't want to say the chant until they were sure that glenda would get home too.
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They stayed clear of Aurora, Holly, and Ashey b/c if they got to close to them they would question them about the chant and they wanted to find Glenda first.
"glenda...glenda..where are you?" they all whispered walking around
"damnit we finally have a chance to get out and we can't find Glenda!!!" Michael said
"oh my gosh!" ben said
"what?"
"look up in the tree!"
"o my!"
Glenda was in the tree! I guess the jungle was making her act all strange..more than ever...like it had to Holly and Ashley.
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"ZYOB! ZYOB!" She screamed from the tree "EMOC EREH! TEG EM NWOD!"
"What did she say?" asked J
"she wants you to get her down" said Lucinda
"Come down glenda!" yelled patrick "Come have some nuts!"
"AAAAiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiAAAAAA!!!!!" She cried and came down.
"Come on and grab a hold of her!" instructed J "We need to get back to civilization!"
They dragged Glenda back to the 3 girls.
"Okay we have the chant! we are going home!" Ben told them.
They cheered and purred in celebration.
Ben said "Lucinda you do the honors!"
She smiled and cleared her throat "Tiki Tiki tembo No sah rembo cahri bari roochi pip perri Pembo!"
*FLASH*BOOM*BAM*
Quick as lighting the group was back in their plane, including Aurora! She hadn't gone back to the year 1000!
"Oh well Without my Arthur there is nothing left for me there"
"I have a friend named Billy" said J
Glenda was still acting a bit erratic.
"What happened back there Glenda?" asked Ben
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