" WOAH! that was strange... where are we?"
" were in the plane remember we cased the spell"
" oOo i had this weird dream that i was makin love 2 a trex and then he died b/c 2 guys killed him and i am pregant" she looked @ her stomach and screamed
" AHHHH!" ben did 2
Seems glenda was pregant... but was she really... 2 a dinosaur.
"AHH!" she screamed again " it's comin out!" she yelled as she got a contraction
" omg! i dont know how 2 give birth... and not 2 dinosaurs either!" said Ben
" i know how 2" Aurona said " I've lived 2 see it all"
" AHH!... help her she's.... she looks green!... oOo my favorite color" he smiled and then went back 2 his scared look " but no she's scarin me... i've never seen a woman give birth
" LUCINDA!!" Aurona screamed " get ben out of her he's makin me nervous"
" haha... ben come here" Lucinda waved her finger her way " want some more of that passionate kiss.... or even more" she asked
" oOo for get this glenda... i'ma get some buh bye" he said 2 her not takin an eye of Lucinda
~LuCinda aka LuLu or Harmony
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Glenda was lying on the floor of the plane having her contractions. No one had noticed that Ashley and Holly were on the plane with them as well... and they weren't their monkey people selves. They were dressed and groomed like real people! "We can help you Aurora we've seen dinosaurs give birth before! Many times!" Holly said as they said rushing to her side.
"Not people with dinosaur children, but still it's better then no help." Ashley offered.
Patrick was watching wide eyed. Aimee put her hand over his face. "Don't look! You're too young to see this!" She said and PAtrick put his hands over his nuts.
"You are also too young!" He said to them.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Glenda yelled.
"You're going to have to start pushing now." Aurora said.
"Why in the hell was she having sex with a dinosaur?" Michael questioned with an odd expression.
"EWWWWWWWWWWW!"
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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" IIITTT TURNNNED MMEEE AHHHHHHH" Glenda yelled
" omg AH!" PAtrick yelled as Aimee slittly let go and let him in a lil peak
About 2 hours later Glenda had her Dino but it was still on the egg... it must be paiful for the lady 2 give birth 2 this lil round thing. Now the poor lady has 2 sit on the egg so it can be fully born.
" omg an egg" Patrick said " how amusin" he gased @ it " can we cook it now i'm still hungry" he said lickin his lips
" no!! it's a dino not food"
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"well Dinosaurs eat everything so why can't we eat it?" Patrick questioned. "It might try and eat my nuts and I certainly would like to eat it before it can eat my nuts!" He said defensively.
"Patrick! That's not very nice. I'm sure Glenda's abomination... ehhh... baby... won't eat your nuts." Aimee said.
"No, but it might try and eat us when it gets older." Holly added.
"They have a nasty habbit of doing that." Ashley added.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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" well lets through it off the plane or eat it" PAt said
" no no!" Glenda yelled "i want my baby"
" it's not a fuckin baby it's a f*ckin dinosaur" Jen yelled
" but it's my dinosaur"
" Glenda u need 2 get rid of that thing... u can just come back into the US and then there's a dino... u know that thing can like speard out and kill everyone... it's a TREX! not a brono we'll get our selfs killed"
" well i'll make my baby a plant eater"
" it already has the jeans! it's no use" Jen started gettin irrated
" whats that??" Aurona asked for she doesnt know anything she's been lost for 1000 years and needs 2 be taught how 2 do so much things.
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"Genes are like when you look a certain way or behave a certain way. Like he's a T-rex so that means that no matter what he's going to eat meat. I'm Italian so I'm going to be a ladies man." Marc said.
Aurora looked at him funny and just nodded. "Yeah okay whatever." She said looking back to the baby dinosaur.
"We have to get rid of the dinosaur though. If you don't get rid of it now, they will at the air port. Think of it that way. They'll take the dinosaur from you and take it to a science lab and keep it captive for all it's natural life and study it and perform tests on it. They'll do horrible things to it until it dies. Do you want your baby to go through that? Your baby has a better chance being dropped in the ocean. He could swim back to the island where all the other dinosaurs are and find his daddy." Holly suggested.
"It sounds best." J agreed. The girls and guys agreed that it was the most reasonable thing to do for everyone's safety.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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" it's daddy is dead!" Glenda yelled
" y what happened... dont tell me u killed the thing while u had seX" marc asked
" no no.." Glenda said irrated " that thing those monkey gurls they killed it!!"
" oOo are u serious... that was the same one u had sex with!?"
" yes!" she weeped out loud
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Holly and Ashley looked back and forth at one another. "We thought it was going to hurt someone though!" Ashley exclaimed.
"You killed the baby's father!" Glenda wailed.
"Your friends weren't eaten by a dinosaur!" Holly defended. "How do you think we got to the island? Same as you... on a plane. There were 10 of us. Only Ashley and I made it out of there alive. The rest were eaten by T-Rex's."
Holly and Ashley hugged one another trying not to cry. All their friends had been killed and Glenda was blaming them for something they hadn't meant to do.
Michael looked at the sympathetically.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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" we only did what we thought was right and we risked our lives 2 kill that thing just so u guys wouldnt die and we didnt know that u f*cked the trex silly" Holly said
" what were we suppose 2 do wait there till it ate as all??" everyone stood quiet " i didnt think so"
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Holly nodded in agreement with Ashley. "So it may not have been the right thing, but it was the most probable thing."
"You guys... we still have to figure out what to do with this dinosaur." J piped up.
"We can't bring it back with us, that's for sure. So what are we going to do?" Everyone looked back and forth at everyone else.
"I want to go back!" Glenda exclaimed. They looked at her as if she were insane. "My baby and I can live on the island together in peace!"
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
I'm having fun just PUNKIN' it OUT!
" well u can go back ... but we arent going back with u"
" ok ok fine i will go alone it's better off with me and my baby anyways!"
" well... we aint movin the plane"
" oOo yea we are" Glenda said
" no u go after we get off this plane... we aint gettin stuck again" J said seriously
" fine... well let me go and grab my things... make sure i can survive over there" Glenda lipped over 2 the back room were Ben and Lucinda were
"HELLO! EVER HERE OF KNOCK!" Lucinda yelled as she covered herself
" oOo oOo sorry" Glenda said as she stared
" hey hey hey... dont look!" Ben said tryin 2 cover up Lucinda as well.
Glenda closed the door. She went on her marry way
The Guys went all home and Aurona and Billy are talkin now. He's been teaching her how 2 get around and what is everything. She didnt even know what a tv was... she was so amazed that she can see ppl in a box.
Glenda! She went on her marry way back 2 LALA LAND! and had a family... for she ingaged with a near TRex... but it was her baby's father's bestfriend. Everyone found out that Glenda was a player. Poor baby Trex who's name is "StOMP" doesnt know who his daddy is... and is going insane... sometimes he feels like eain his mom 2. We shall all find out what happens soon... and soon... something worse shall happen... lets just pray nothing big or extreme comes alone
The End
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