cookie dough is better then men
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men.
1. It's enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always want to swallow.
5. It won't complain if you share it with friends.
6. It's "quick and convenient".
7. You can enjoy it more than once.
8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
9. You can make it as large as you want.
10. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
11. It's easier to get the kind you want.
12. You can comparison shop.
13. It's easier to find in a grocery store.
14. You can put it away when you've had enough.
15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
16. It won't complain if you chew on it.
17. It comes chocolate flavored.
18. You always know when to get rid of it.
19. You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
20. It's always ready t! o go.
21. You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
22. You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
24. You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
25. You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like
you're bragging.
26. It won't take up room in your bed.
27. It's easy to pick up.
28. You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
29. You know what the extra weight is from.
30. It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
32. It is very pliable.
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22. You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
24. You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
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Re: cookie dough is better then men
haha and lick every inch of his body that has a trace of it... oOo god! I'm naughty!!! haha... god forgive me haha **laffs**
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I'm always with a Pattymelt but If I were to pick a pastry for him it would be a German Chocolate Cake- All because that is my favorite. OOOOH I can picture him giving me a cake dance in one of them.
Re: Patrick up to his ears in Cookie Dough
damn u should of told me earlier gurl!!! haha i dogged them Pickles... there all gone.. but if u want i'll burp one up haha.... it's up 2 u
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Re: Patrick up to his ears in Cookie Dough
haha... well i think me and Ben are gonna sit this one down... he's gonna deminstrate what some girls do with a cucumber with ( what he calls it) "BENNY JR." so i dont know... if there is time i'm sure we will pass by ROTFL
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Re: Patrick up to his ears in Cookie Dough
Patricks hot....just being random here. I sent in my specifications for a roommate at school today. Th only one I could think of was non-smoker lol I want to room with Patrick though lol
Re: Patrick up to his ears in Cookie Dough
haha i wouldnt mind a room with Ben... even though we share the bed everything... if u know what i mean **evil grin**
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you are too much!!! We like our men sweet!
I'll pass on the already used pickles.
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