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Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Posts: 631
(12/15/06 11:44 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

OWIE!!!!

*sniffles*

Mean Ruby.


There were two sausages in a frying pan. One turns to the other and says "Man is it hot in here." The second sausage looks at the first and exclaims. "Oh wow! Talking Sausage!"

*throws talking sausages at Ruby*

Bender5000
Newly Registered Student
Posts: 7
(12/18/06 4:13 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
what do you get when cloud and sepiroth team up?
TOTAL OWNAGE!

*Hires cloud and sepiroth to go attack hawthorne.* HA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Posts: 707
(12/19/06 11:03 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

ummmm . . . that wasn't a joke at all . . .

/ignores Bender5000


What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

*throws hot dog at self*

HellsingerAngel
Vash Hellsinger
Knight in Shrouded Armour

Posts: 1523
(12/19/06 11:51 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
*dodges the tuba and shoots his eye lasers at the dog, incinerating it*

Foolish mortals!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

*starts a hamburger fight!*

Kiriel di Ashaf 
New Student
Posts: 39
(12/19/06 1:14 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

Question: What do you call a New Zealand Redneck with 6 sheep?
Answer: A pimp.

~Joins in the hamburger fight, but throws lamburger instead~

-You can't lie to a seer.-

-Loyalty and love are rewarded, always, by terrible weakness: the threat of loss, the fear of it.-

Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Posts: 740
(12/20/06 5:24 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

*throws two tents at Heather-chan, dodging through the hamburger fight, until I get hit and fall at Hellsy's feet*

Save me!

belovedstranger1ruby
Stella Midnight
MHS's resident star gazer

Posts: 284
(12/21/06 7:49 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
THE MOST CLASSICAL JOKE OF ALL TIME
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!

*goes to throw chicken but slips on hamburgers and falls on thorny.* sorry!

Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Posts: 760
(12/21/06 10:03 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

*is smushed again*

How do you make a Venetian blind?
Stick a finger in his eye.

*throws a smelly, hairy Venetian and Ruby*

xoshi64
X-oshi Hoganteki
The Ghetto Martial Artist

Posts: 1020
(12/22/06 1:42 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
Catches the pretty girl. Lets Venetian fall to floor.

Hmm, whats funnier than one fat man falling down.

TWO fat men falling down. Ha ha ha

throws a bottle full of pee.

Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Posts: 802
(12/22/06 1:45 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

O.o

*catches the bottle of pee and throws it back at X-oshi*

That's disgusting!

What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn!

*throws the sunburned penguin at X-oshi*

belovedstranger1ruby
Stella Midnight
MHS's resident star gazer

Posts: 288
(12/22/06 8:24 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
whats black and white and red all over?

a newspaper! *i like mine better :b *

*throws a newspaper at Thorny.
Extra Extra, read all about it!

Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Posts: 819
(12/24/06 5:32 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

*gets hit by a newspaper*
Yours is unoriginal!

What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra in the jam jar!

*throws a zebra at Ruby*

belovedstranger1ruby
Stella Midnight
MHS's resident star gazer

Posts: 306
(12/25/06 6:48 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
why do elephants paint their toe nails red.
to hide in the strawberry patch!
have you ever found an elephant in your strawberry patch?
no?
Then it must work!

*keeps elepant and jammy zebra and starts a zoo. throws Zoo at thorny.*

MERRY CHISTMAS

Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Pax Diamondfeather
It's all about the game

Posts: 853
(1/1/07 10:08 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

O.o

*is hit by an entire zoo*


How many Mennonites does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they don't believe in electricity!

*throws a horse and wagon at Ruby*

WHOAdork
Datu Jejomar
Detective of the Gods

Posts: 525
(1/2/07 11:33 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
What did the hand say to the face? SLAP!

*slaps Thorny*

Edited by: WHOAdork at: 1/2/07 11:34 am
Hawthorne of Rathelle
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Pax Diamondfeather
It's all about the game

Posts: 863
(1/2/07 7:09 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

*blinks in disbelief*

Oh no you din't . . .

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

*pelts Dorky with nuts*

HellsingerAngel
Vash Hellsinger
Knight in Shrouded Armour

Posts: 1540
(1/8/07 1:04 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
How many Liberal Arts students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one but it counts for six credits! XD

*throws textbooks into the air*

Hawthorne of Rathelle 
Hawthorne Johnstone
Tough on the outside . . .

Pax Diamondfeather
It's all about the game

Posts: 964
(1/10/07 12:09 pm)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

*gets hit by textbooks*

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
It depends on how hard you throw them . . .

*ducks*

*throws dead baby at Hellsy*

WHOAdork
Datu Jejomar
High Intellect, Low Common Sense

Posts: 530
(1/14/07 12:06 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???
If you can kill a blue elephant with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant?

Choke the pink elephant until it is blue, then shoot it with the blue elephant gun.

*shoots at thorny*

Kiriel di Ashaf 
New Student
Posts: 48
(1/14/07 11:22 am)
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Re: A new Game. ( so join or die) Can I choose die???

A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. A gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight."

So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese."
She says "That's not good enough"
The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese"
She says "That's not creative"
Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

~Throws liver and cheese at WHOAdork~

-You can't lie to a seer.-

-Loyalty and love are rewarded, always, by terrible weakness: the threat of loss, the fear of it.-

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