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Gloag Dirtnapper
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(6/29/05 8:39 am)
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< looks up from the desk and yawns>....
I es bored here at work...no one else on to play... some one talk to me, keep me awake.

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(6/29/05 9:09 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Gloag Desknapper!!

Gloag Dirtnapper
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(6/29/05 10:18 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
<chuckles>...dat un desires an ale...<pours Grzzy a full mug from a kegged labeled "Smorri's Personal Blend">...I ummm found...ya thats et..I foubd des kegg jus sittin' in da guild basement

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(6/29/05 11:50 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Grzzyl runs up and is just able to put his chin on the bar (being a youngin). He streches on his tippie toes and is able to slide his nose over the edge of the mug. His nostrils flair as they breath in some of the foam...

"Mmmmm!!! Strawberry Mule!! Grzzyl's been doin so much Ale Fetchin, he ain't had time for much Ale Drinkin!"

Grzzyl (now sporting a foam mustache) turns to mister Dirtnapper...

"Ya sure Uncle Smorri won't mind? He's not one fer sharin his favorite Strawberry Mule wit ANYONE."

Edited by: Grzzylthur Fyrebeard at: 6/29/05 11:52 am
Gloag Dirtnapper
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(6/29/05 2:14 pm)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Shhhh I wunt tell ifn yas wunt...besides, et whar jus sittin' thar begging ta be opened. <tries to rub off the name, and grabs a smolderen ember from the fire and scratches "FREE ALE" on side of keg>...thar see, et ev'n says free ale

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(6/29/05 2:55 pm)
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"Dat Uncle Smorri! Always thinkin of his fellow Dwarfs!!"

Grzzyl grabs the mug off the bar and starts to drink...

...Three hours later, Grzzyl is sitting on the floor, his back against the bar, his helm sitting crooked and his Ale mustache growing bigger by the mug...

("Hic") "Let young Grzzyl tell yas a story Murster Bogwhopper... Uncle Smorri use ta tell us about all da Ale he had stashed away in various dungeons around Midgard. Some of da dungeons gots taken over by beasties and poor Uncle Smorri lost his Ale. He would tell us about one dungeon wheres ya could kill a beastie and it would drop one of his Ale barrels!! Can ya imagine?! ("HIC") I bets der still some of Uncle Smorri's Ale out der!

Muster Glognoppins! Maybe ya and some of da other old ones could organize a Guild Hunt fer Uncle Smorri's missin Ale! I'm sure Uncle Smorri would be so happy ta get his Ale back dat he'd share it wit EVERYONE!! Us youngins could help too!!"

("BURP")

"Ummm... Mees don't feel so good... "

The drunk Grzzyl curls up into a ball on the tavern floor. Within minutes his snorring starts to bother the other customers."

Edited by: Grzzylthur Fyrebeard at: 6/29/05 3:05 pm
Gashe
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(6/29/05 4:26 pm)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
<sniffs the air>
something... something smells good around 'ere.
<eyes his surroundings>
Of course! it must be comming from the Inn, where else would something so sweet be, except in a smorri stash.
<enters the bar through the front door, strange that there is no "side door" smorri must not be around>
Where me ales at? I lost a keg of it the otehr day and I can smell it... its mine I tells ya! mine!

Former Gashe, Smakk, etc.

Gloag Dirtnapper
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(6/30/05 9:14 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
<pulls on his beard in thought>...hmmmm I seem ta rember once Smorri being drunk et da guild bar...<har like et wus only once>...'nd he saying sumtang 'bout him stashin' sum keggs deep in da hole folks call "Spin".

I think maybe we cud take a crawl threw da dungeon in search of da lost keggs?

I aint much gud et leading huntin' parties, I jus do the "dieing" part fur da rest ol da group <chuckles> but I es always willin ta lend me hand in any hunts...'nd ifn I talk real sweet ta da missus She might being willin' ta come alung 'nd hep wit da healings.

Wut othars t'ink?

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(6/30/05 11:40 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
The noise of the morning cleaning crew wakes Grzzyl from his slumber. The first thing he notices is that something awful has been sleeping in his mouth and, for some reason, his mustache tastes really good! As he shakes his head trying to get his vision back, he over hears Gloag's ponderings...

Grzzyl stands up (barely)

"Mornin mister Dirtnapper... Ya knows, I's was in da Tavern in Hugginfel recently and saw a barrel of Strawberry Mule behind da counter. Maybe datta be a good place ta start! Wees could ask da bar keep where he's got sucha rare item! Grzzle would help! Or if'n Grzzyl's ta small he could give Uncle Smorri a good kick and get him ta help... Just remember in dat case ya have ta recover da Ale twice! Once from where's ya find it and another time from Uncle Smorri's death grip!"

"Mees also remembers Uncle Smorri sayin dat Mystraon use ta know where ta find some Ale barrels too! Der be more den one pile of missin Ale out der! Der be alot of adventurin ta do!!

MystraonTrolltoser
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(6/30/05 1:57 pm)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
I don't know anything about a mug that drops in trollheim, I also don't know anything about the Iarn dwarves that are hiding dwarvensteins.

Mystraon level50 huntress

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(6/30/05 2:31 pm)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Grzzyl starts looking for some Ale to wash that awful taste out of his mouth...

"One time when Uncle Smorri was fussin and cryin about his lost Ale he mentioned a dungeon outside Svasud were da beasties where carry around his kegs... someplace where even da Albs could stumble accross dem!"

MystraonTrolltoser
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(7/6/05 11:30 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Ifin ya find a mob thru hunting that drops a mug/flask/wineskin etc... or drink/ale/mead/wine etc...... please post zone and mob, would like to make a collection of the many different things.

Mystraon level50 huntress

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(7/6/05 12:58 pm)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
WooHoo!! Stock the Guild Bar/Ice Chest!!

Grzzyl has been getting some wine in Nisse, but Grzzyl will start keepin more detailed notes!

Gloag Dirtnapper
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(7/7/05 8:28 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
seems like I rember getting drinking horns and occasnally <msp> a "keg of mead" from that camp of "bearmen" in da Y-forrest.

But et been a while since I huinted out thar 'nd me memory aint dat strong.

MystraonTrolltoser
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(7/7/05 8:33 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Lets not go by memory, I'm not sure ifin I can even remember the last ale I just drunk, just as hunting and ya see a drop like those, note it and post it here, that ways yas don't have to remembeintasion to do.

Mystraon level50 huntress

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(7/8/05 12:00 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
Da Blodfelag Haxa in da NW corner of West Svealand carry Silver Cups wit dem. Grzzyl got service fer 36 but sold dem so he could by da Uncle Smorri Snow Globe dat Flynt has been wantin.

Grzzylthur Fyrebeard
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(7/8/05 10:42 pm)
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"(HIC)... Dem Tomte fellas in (HIC), umm... in Nisse be droppin dis rather pleasant (HIC) Frigid Tundra Wine..." (THUMP)

You hear snorring with an occasional "HIC"

Gloag Dirtnapper
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(8/7/05 8:58 am)
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Re: < looks up from the desk and yawns>....
da werewolves down in da abandond mines drop "blood wine"...ets a lil' weak, but et will do in a thirst.

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