"NO! ... And as if one Tremors movie isn't enough, they go and make freaking sequels! What the hell are you people thinking! When I find the guy that thought up Tremors I will bash in his head with an old, blunt shoe. It's like Jaws! And I didn't think they could make anything that sucked worse than Jaws! Then they made a Jaws II! The big plastic fish that eats people! You don't need to make a Jaws II! And what happens in the sequels!? In the first movie, They kill all the Tremors ...

But they come back to be killed again in Tremors II! ... and again in Tremors III! What the crap is that!? And now they're making a goddamn series! To bring them back ... and kill them all ... again. Redundency!! The Sci-Fi channel's all, "New Original Series!" ... It's not an original series because it was already made into three crappy movies!

It's like those stupid claw-looking toys things you bought on the end of a stick and you squeeze the damn trigger on the end and it opens and shuts its mouth! Jaws is one of those! Tremors are paper maché worms on sticks with pulley people squeezing a pulley handle! It's not that damn scary!

And then in Tremors III ... Don't even get me started on Tremors III when they magically transformed into beaked, rat vultures and shot fire out of their asses as they rocketted into the freaking sky ...!"
[color=red] Thank you Rachel for the everloved "Cait Impression" thank you.